They say nothing ever gets done in Cape Town due to the dense stonerness down here, but yet here I am, finishing up another “Top 10 9 List”, so stick that in your smart-ass pipe and smoke it!!
And for those who are about to get blazed, here are some spots in The Mother City where you can satisfy your imminent munchies.
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For the seasoned stoners who overcame their paranoia for crowds many years ago at Up-the-Creek, Jerry’s will not disappoint. The menu is littered with munchy delights, like those devilishly good cheese bombs. Hmmm.
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Go full hippie at Lekker Vegan and expose your flavour-heighten taste buds to their crazy-good animal-free burgers. For the carb hunters, hit up the phoney-polony gatsby.
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Bottomless Ribs ever Fridays for R99. Enough said!
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A stoner’s paradise. Feast on everything from the Drunken Chicken Salad to the Loaded Fries. You will leave with a smile on your face and one more notch on your belt. Also keep an eye open for their G&T specials!
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Get transported to a comfort food wonderland. Originally known for their amazing burgers, the Dog’s Bollocks recent pizza offering is gaining popularity with Cape Town stoners. Some even proclaim it as the best in town.
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Zone out under the trees while you nibble on their famous crack bacon chicken wings. You can also give every Monday the finger with a kilogram of wings for R99.
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When the cravings kick in, the new RocoMamaa on Buitenkant Street is the perfect fast-food spot to smash a burger in your face. Keep an eye open for their combo deals like the Alfie. A burger topped with Mac’n Cheese. :-0
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The original Cape Town pothead. The extensive menu covers everything from pizzas to burgers, but the array of daily specials have cemented Van Hunks as a local favourite. It’s also the perfect place to turn your “lets go out for one drink” idea into a full face smangle with their cocktail jugs.
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Smoked central. The smoky ribs and brisket are what they’re known for, but if you really want to satisfy your inner stoner hunger, order the Nashville Hot Links chicken burger. Blaze on!
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